Sunday, May 23, 2010

Sunday Confessional, May 23

I'm not a Catholic, nor do I intend to become one.  However, I do think confession is good for the soul, or a least a chuckle. Or the thought that I'm not the only crazy person out there.  So here is my new weekly feature:  Sunday Confessional.

Bless me GodAllahBuddha for I have had weird, weird thoughts. 

Today at the doctor's office I was crammed into a corner while Danae got her sports physical. And when the doctor leaned over to check her ears, I was overcome with the outrageous desire to pinch his butt. 

It wasn't even a cute one.  But I wanted to pinch it just the same. Just to see what would happen.

There. I feel better. 

What do you have to confess?


  1. Bless me BuddhaAllahGod it was me who made the stinky in Big Lots tonight.

    Seriously, even I ran from it and I am a little ashamed of myself. :)

  2. ohman, I needed that laugh today...


If you are an adoptive parent or have one in your family somewhere, talk to me. I could use some insanity that does NOT call me mom!!