I'm not a Catholic, nor do I intend to become one. However, I do think confession is good for the soul, or a least a chuckle. Or the thought that I'm not the only crazy person out there. So here is my new weekly feature: Sunday Confessional.
Bless me GodAllahBuddha for I have had weird, weird thoughts.
Today at the doctor's office I was crammed into a corner while Danae got her sports physical. And when the doctor leaned over to check her ears, I was overcome with the outrageous desire to pinch his butt.
It wasn't even a cute one. But I wanted to pinch it just the same. Just to see what would happen.
There. I feel better.
What do you have to confess?
ba-deep ba-deep ba-deep . . .
7 years ago